[wp-trac] [WordPress Trac] #35143: Make WordPress do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

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#35143: Make WordPress do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
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 Reporter:  frozen-coder     |       Owner:
     Type:  feature request  |      Status:  closed
 Priority:  normal           |   Milestone:
Component:  Cache API        |     Version:  trunk
 Severity:  normal           |  Resolution:  wontfix
 Keywords:                   |     Focuses:  performance
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Comment (by michaelarestad):

 Technically, it already does the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
 Since parsecs is a distance and the Kessel Run has been posted about on
 some WordPress install somewhere, it's accomplished the task in just over
 0 parsecs.

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